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"So please ask yourself: What would I do if I weren’t afraid? And then go do it."
- Sheryl Sandberg

obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

(Source: doutzenkros, via bootytbh)

(Source: delphineeskimopie, via bootytbh)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via bootytbh)

heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

(via heyprincesss)

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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(via loveyoumuch)

babby saying its first words

cheimin:

babby: m-m-m-m-m-m

mother: mama? =)

babby: M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M

mom: wtf

baby: MANRAY!!!!

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(via bootytbh)

fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

(via bootytbh)

i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

(Source: aimless99, via bootytbh)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

(via kill-trill)

taboo-but-tasty:

lydiduh:

In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great

amen

(via bootytbh)

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

(via bootytbh)

eatbreathefashion:

yes

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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(Source: etxt, via heyprincesss)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via kezzoh)